Too Blue To Be True

Chas Cochran - © 2003 BMI

Don't know what I did
Don't know what I said
Must a done somethin' wrong,
I got her seein' red...
If I don't look out,
I just might wake up dead.

She's got a fryin' pan on her left,
She's got a rollin' pin on her right,
Ooh look out boys,
I believe she's lookin' for a fight.
I think it's gonna be a long, long night.

I said blue, blue, blue blue...
I said blue, blue, blue blue...
Too blue to be true.

You know I'm such a nice guy,
Why she treat me so mean?
Always say please and thank you ma'am
Wipe my work shoes clean,
But I walk the line,
I'm always twixt and tween.

Does anybody know what I'm goin' through?
Does anybody know what I should do?
Does anybody out there really care?
I scratch my head so much I'm losing hair.

She's got a fryin' pan on her left,
She's got a rollin' pin on her right,
Ooh look out boys,
I believe she's lookin' for a fight.
I think it's gonna be a long, long night.

(Chorus)

Some people they were born with a silver spoon.
Some people they were meant to shoot the moon,
But let me tell you I got news, I got news...
Some saps like me were born to sing the blues.

She's got a fryin' pan on her left,
She's got a rollin' pin on her right,
Ooh look out boys,
I believe she's lookin' for a fight.
I think it's gonna be a long, long night.

(Chorus)